Mr. Right Now

Good dick will change your life and I’ll be a witness to that testament. I even read a tweet that said, “Dick that makes you feel powerful is important,” and I came to the realization that, that is so ridiculously true. Ladies, I feel you when the dick too bomb and you can’t leave him alone…I totally feel you (but that still doesn’t mean you should put up with a fuck boy, because I’ll still kirk on you for being too stupid to leave good dick that’s bad for you). 

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That Time I Was A Lesbian

I wouldn’t necessarily classify myself as a Lesbian, for many different reasons. I wouldn’t even say I was bisexual; I’m just a girl who likes to explore her sexual boundaries. I’m not full on attracted to girls, nor could I see myself ever being married to one. I’m pretty traditional when it comes to weddings and families. Truthfully, I’ve been with plenty of girls…enough for one to question my sexual orientation, but I definitely, without a doubt, love men. Sometimes I just find myself involved with women and I do like it. Everything just happens, and everything happens for a reason, so I leave it all to chance.

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All Dogs Go To College

 I hated him for the longest, like every time I see him to this very day I want to punch him dead in the face. It is not right but it'll make me feel better lol He made me feel like I was never worthy enough, no matter how down I was, to ever be considered his girlfriend. He could find a girlfriend in 3 days but I had been by his side for 2 years (on and off, give or take) and have nothing to show for it. It is my fault I continuously put myself in situations where I know we both don't want the same things. A guy is only going to act right for the person he really fucks with and obviously he was never really fucking with me. The truth hurts but there it is and I'm perfectly okay with being the best thing he never had. I hope he's happy and I hope his girlfriend now treats him like a king. Every dog has its days and just knowing I'm flourishing gives me great pride. 

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Losing My Virginity To Satan

After we broke up we were still dealing with each other, feelings always make situations more complicated. A person that you know should not be in your life remains, because feelings do not disappear over night and sometimes we think we can't get through the hurt and staying seems like the best solution at the moment. That was my thought process, staying with him because I knew even though he made me sick to my stomach, he would also do anything to make me smile.

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Everyone's Favorite Asshole

This particular relationship was definitely one of those lesson learned the hard way, with lots of complications. I do not know what it is about us women, especially when we are young; we ignore all the warning signs and red flags that say, “do not mess with this little boy, he will ruin your life,” and of course we are all telling ourselves, “I’m special, he will change for me.” WRONG! You are not that special to anyone. A man will change when he wants too and that has nothing to do with how good of a person you are and that just is what it is. That concept won’t be understood overnight, so it is ok to think you have super powers and fall flat on your ass. You are woman enough on your own to get back up.

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My First Boyfriend

 I would say my first actual boyfriend was when I was 16 years old, junior year of high school. He was a senior and we met through my best friend's boyfriend at the time. We did typical high school relationship shit, went to his schools sport events as eye candy, met his family, went on movie dates...the usual. He was such a good guy, tall (taller than me in heels), dark skin, involved in extracurricular activities, on the SGA, very intellectual and charming. It was definitely his charm that got me hooked on to him.

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